The Neon Demon (2016)

The Neon Demon, Nicolas Winding Refn’s latest masterpiece, has been the victim of ample scrutiny and the judging eye of an illiterate and uncivilized movie going audience for the past couple of months since it’s release on June 24th. Half the people are screaming ” yay!” while the other half are screaming “wtf did I…

The Emeryville Experiments (2016)

Every once in a while you face plant into a movie that is so bad it’s good and The Emeryville Experiments (Pritesh Chheda, For Sale by Owner) is kind of like that…except it’s more of a tumble…Er…maybe a stumble? Actually no, you’re still standing… Warning: Do not, and I repeat, do not watch this movie…

The Forest (2016)

Aokigahara. The name sends a tingle down the spine of Japanese culture. It is a forest at the northwest bank of Mount Fuji and a popular destination of death (suicidal death to be more accurate). On average, 100 bodies or more per year are recovered from the mysterious woodlands and it remains a cultural phenomenon…

Hush (2016)

I dont know about you, but whenever a masked serial killer is stalking me I’m thankful for every single one of my senses. I see them walking past the hallway, I can smell the stench of my boyfriend’s fresh blood dripping from the knife, and I can hear the footsteps as they near my shitty…

1,000 hits! 

We have reached the quadruple digits in just ten days (a little less than, actually). Thanks to all you redditors and interdweebs who love low-budget, shitty horror/scifi just like me. If you enjoy the reviews or the movies feel free to “spread em” (share the post) and if you have any questions or suggestions please…

Emelie (2015)

Remember that babysitter growing up that was sweet and nice when your parents were around but turned into a mega-bitch bully the second they walked out the front door? Well Emelie (Michael Thelin, 2015) is that girl times ten.  In Thelin’s feature narrative debut (he normally does live shows and musician interviews according to his…

Exile (2014)

Also known as The Sunderland Experiment, Exile (Sean Blau, Adam Petke) is a decently obscure horror/scifi/wtf-fest about a rebellious teen who tries to join a strange society that’s responsible for his mother’s death. That’s how IMDB describes it and I’m sorry that just does not do this movie justice. I can’t even think of a way to…

The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)

If you’re like me (and I am very forgiving), you probably have seen what seems like 100,000 found footage or “documentary style” horror movies. They all enjoy a shaky handheld camera, give no apologies for form or quality, and ultimately it’s up to the writing and acting to convey all of which you cannot see….

100 hits! 

Last night we reached 100 hits since starting the blog a week ago! I wake up this morning and we are at 339 hits. Keep reading, horror babes. Lick it up!

Jug Face (2013)

After reviewing the palpable awesomeness which is The Mind’s Eye (Joe Begos, 2015) I stumbled upon a film I had come by on a couple lists or on some “similar titles” section but never gave it a chance until I realized Lauren Ashley Carter (The Mind’s Eye , The Woman ) was the star; that movie is…

The Mind’s Eye (2015)

“Zack Connors and Rachel Meadows were born with incredible psychokinetic capabilities. When word of their supernatural talents gets out, they find themselves the prisoners of Michael Slovak, a deranged doctor intent on harvesting their powers. After a daring escape, they are free from his sinister institution, but the corrupt doctor will stop at nothing to…