Rings (2017)

“Just when we thought it was safe to pop in a VHS, Rings (F. Javier Gutierrez, The Crow, Before The Fall) decides to make its triligiolastic debut. Okay that’s not a word, but this is barely a movie…”

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The Possession Experiment (2016)

Hello my gentledemons and lady devils! After a brief hiatus (I was kidnapped and held hostage suspended upside down for 4 weeks) I am back for some more obscure and low budget horror reviews. This time I’ve found you a little spell of a movie by director Scott B. Hansen (Open Your Eyes, Until it Hurts) entitled…

The Neighbor (2016)

The Neighbor, written and directed by Marcus Dunstan (The Collector, The Collection, Saw IV), follows John (Josh Stewart, The Collector, The Collection, Transcendence), a middleman pushing coke in the bum-fuck, middle of nowhere which is Cutter, Mississippi. Him and his girlfriend, Rosie (Alex Essoe, Starry Eyes, Passion Play) have big plans to escape their life of crime…

The Neon Demon (2016)

The Neon Demon, Nicolas Winding Refn’s latest masterpiece, has been the victim of ample scrutiny and the judging eye of an illiterate and uncivilized movie going audience for the past couple of months since it’s release on June 24th. Half the people are screaming ” yay!” while the other half are screaming “wtf did I…

The Emeryville Experiments (2016)

Every once in a while you face plant into a movie that is so bad it’s good and The Emeryville Experiments (Pritesh Chheda, For Sale by Owner) is kind of like that…except it’s more of a tumble…Er…maybe a stumble? Actually no, you’re still standing… Warning: Do not, and I repeat, do not watch this movie…

The Forest (2016)

Aokigahara. The name sends a tingle down the spine of Japanese culture. It is a forest at the northwest bank of Mount Fuji and a popular destination of death (suicidal death to be more accurate). On average, 100 bodies or more per year are recovered from the mysterious woodlands and it remains a cultural phenomenon…

Emelie (2015)

Remember that babysitter growing up that was sweet and nice when your parents were around but turned into a mega-bitch bully the second they walked out the front door? Well Emelie (Michael Thelin, 2015) is that girl times ten.  In Thelin’s feature narrative debut (he normally does live shows and musician interviews according to his…

Exile (2014)

Also known as The Sunderland Experiment, Exile (Sean Blau, Adam Petke) is a decently obscure horror/scifi/wtf-fest about a rebellious teen who tries to join a strange society that’s responsible for his mother’s death. That’s how IMDB describes it and I’m sorry that just does not do this movie justice. I can’t even think of a way to…

Jug Face (2013)

After reviewing the palpable awesomeness which is The Mind’s Eye (Joe Begos, 2015) I stumbled upon a film I had come by on a couple lists or on some “similar titles” section but never gave it a chance until I realized Lauren Ashley Carter (The Mind’s Eye , The Woman ) was the star; that movie is…

The Mind’s Eye (2015)

“Zack Connors and Rachel Meadows were born with incredible psychokinetic capabilities. When word of their supernatural talents gets out, they find themselves the prisoners of Michael Slovak, a deranged doctor intent on harvesting their powers. After a daring escape, they are free from his sinister institution, but the corrupt doctor will stop at nothing to…

CLOWN TOWN (2016)

*Welcome to the first review for DEADPUPPY horror reviews! COULROPHOBIA – noun – Kuhl-rho-foe-bee-uh: A specific and irrational fear of clowns. Clowns are innately creepy, yeah? They are probably one of the most feared circus/party animals on the planet, and ultimately get a bad rapport solely for trying to make children happy. They have cute…