Rings (2017)

“Just when we thought it was safe to pop in a VHS, Rings (F. Javier Gutierrez, The Crow, Before The Fall) decides to make its triligiolastic debut. Okay that’s not a word, but this is barely a movie…”

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The Possession Experiment (2016)

Hello my gentledemons and lady devils! After a brief hiatus (I was kidnapped and held hostage suspended upside down for 4 weeks) I am back for some more obscure and low budget horror reviews. This time I’ve found you a little spell of a movie by director Scott B. Hansen (Open Your Eyes, Until it Hurts) entitled…

Knucklebones (2016)

Oh Knucklebones, oh dear sweet Knucklebones, you are a delectable morbid treat. Don’t misunderstand me, you have some scars on those knuckles but it’s because you have a few good punches in you. Okay, enough with the extremity quips, let’s talk about Knucklebones by Mitch Wilson (Kill it With Fire, Wheelmen). So I know I’ve already expressed…

The Neon Demon (2016)

The Neon Demon, Nicolas Winding Refn’s latest masterpiece, has been the victim of ample scrutiny and the judging eye of an illiterate and uncivilized movie going audience for the past couple of months since it’s release on June 24th. Half the people are screaming ” yay!” while the other half are screaming “wtf did I…

The Forest (2016)

Aokigahara. The name sends a tingle down the spine of Japanese culture. It is a forest at the northwest bank of Mount Fuji and a popular destination of death (suicidal death to be more accurate). On average, 100 bodies or more per year are recovered from the mysterious woodlands and it remains a cultural phenomenon…

Jug Face (2013)

After reviewing the palpable awesomeness which is The Mind’s Eye (Joe Begos, 2015) I stumbled upon a film I had come by on a couple lists or on some “similar titles” section but never gave it a chance until I realized Lauren Ashley Carter (The Mind’s Eye , The Woman ) was the star; that movie is…